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Emails to Nike
by Jonah H Peretti
Nike now lets you personalize your shoes by submitting a word
or
>phrase
> > > >which they will stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh. So
Jonah
> >Peretti
> > > >filled out the form and sent them $50 to stitch "SWEATSHOP"
onto his
> >shoes.
> > > >
> > > >Here's the responses he got... fun and games with Nike...\
> >
> >
> > > >
> > >-; From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Your NIKE iD order was cancelled for one or
> > > more of the following reasons:
> > >
> > > 1) Your Personal iD contains another
> > > party's trademark or other intellectual property
> > > 2) Your Personal iD contains the name of an athlete or
> > > team we do not have the legal right to use
> > > 3) Your Personal iD was left blank.
> > > Did you not want any personalization?
> > > 4) Your Personal iD contains profanity or
> > > inappropriate slang.
> > >
> > > If you wish to reorder your NIKE iD product with a new
> > > personalization please visit us again at www.nike.com
> > >
> > > Thank you, NIKE iD
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Greetings,
> > >
> > > My order was canceled but my personal NIKE iD does not
> > > violate any of the criteria outlined in your message.
> > > The Personal iD on my custom ZOOM XC USA running shoes
> > > was the word "sweatshop."
> > >
> > > Sweatshop is not:
> > > 1) another's party's trademark,
> > > 2) the name of an athlete,
> > > 3) blank, or
> > > 4) profanity.
> > >
> > > I choose the iD because I wanted to remember the toil
> > > and labor of the children that made my shoes. Could
> > > you please ship them to me immediately.
> > >
> > > Thanks and Happy New Year, Jonah Peretti
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Dear NIKE iD Customer,
> > >
> > > Your NIKE iD order was cancelled because the iD you
> > > have chosen contains, as stated in the previous e-mail
> > > correspondence, "inappropriate slang". If you wish to
> > > reorder your NIKE iD product with a new
> > > personalization please visit us again at nike.com
> > >
> > > Thank you, NIKE iD
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Dear NIKE iD,
> > >
> > > Thank you for your quick response to my inquiry about
> > > my custom ZOOM XC USA running shoes. Although I
> > > commend you for your prompt customer service, I
> > > disagree with the claim that my personal iD was
> > > inappropriate slang. After consulting Webster's
> > > Dictionary, I discovered that "sweatshop" is in fact
> > > part of standard English, and not slang.
> > >
> > > The word means: "a shop or factory in which workers
> > > are employed for long hours at low wages and under
> > > unhealthy conditions" and its origin dates from 1892.
> > > So my personal iD does meet the criteria detailed in
> > > your first email.
> > >
> > > Your web site advertises that the NIKE iD program is
> > > "about freedom to choose and freedom to express who
> > > you are." I share Nike's love of freedom and personal
> > > expression. The site also says that "If you want
> > > it done right...build it yourself." I was thrilled to
> > > be able to build my own shoes, and my personal iD was
> > > offered as a small token of appreciation for the
> > > sweatshop workers poised to help me realize my vision.
> > > I hope that you will value my freedom of expression
> > > and reconsider your decision to reject my order.
> > >
> > > Thank you, Jonah Peretti
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Dear NIKE iD Customer,
> > >
> > > Regarding the rules for personalization it also states
> > > on the NIKE iD web site that "Nike reserves the right
> > > to cancel any personal iD up to 24 hours after it has
> > > been submitted". In addition, it further explains:
> > > "While we honor most personal iDs, we cannot honor
> > > every one.
> > >
> > > Some may be (or contain) other's trademarks, or the
> > > names of certain professional sports teams, athletes
> > > or celebrities that Nike does not have the right to
> > > use. Others may contain material that we consider
> > > inappropriate or simply do not want to place on our
> > > products. Unfortunately, at times this obliges us to
> > > decline personal iDs that may otherwise seem
> > > unobjectionable. In any event, we will let you know
> > > if we decline your personal iD, and we will offer you
> > > the chance to submit another." With these rules in
> > > mind, we cannot accept your order as submitted. If
> > > you wish to reorder your NIKE iD product with a new
> > > personalization please visit us again at www.nike.com
> > >
> > > Thank you, NIKE iD
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu
> > > To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com
> > > Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000
> > >
> > > Dear NIKE iD,
> > >
> > > Thank you for the time and energy you have spent on my
> > > request. I have decided to order the shoes with a
> > > different iD, but I would like to make one small
> > > request. Could you please send me a color snapshot of
> > > the ten-year-old Vietnamese girl who makes my shoes?
> > >
> > > Thanks,
> > > Jonah Peretti
> > >
> > >
> > > <no response
> > >
> > >********************************************
> > >
> > >As one forwarder writes:
> > >
> > >.. this will now go round the world much farther and faster than
any of
> >the
> > >adverts they paid Michael Jordan more than the entire wage packet
of
>all
> > >their sweatshop workers in the world to do...
> > >
> > >I normally avoid making a plea to pass on these things, but this
time I
> >say:
> > >
> > > JUST DO IT
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